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Need a description of Fearne Cotton's cunt. I've been having dreams about her since she was on Jonathon Ross on Friday and I'd like to do rude things to her. It might just be the accent, so if the...
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I'm looking at her tatoos and thinking that there could well be the odd piercing or two in the areas mentioned.
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Herts, bang on fella, more metal than a scrapyard & a jack & danny as tight as a jews wallet, or something like that.
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Slightly flared flaps, mirror image of her nostrils. She takes a lot of care of her minge though, despite the grungy stage she went through. Her cunt has fundamentally evolved, along with her image....
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Brilliant. That falls into place with my own suspicions. As soon as I heard her laugh, I thought 'Outies' Many thanks......
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Flash - have to disagree about the catwalk comment - went out with one once - very neat & tidy and lacking in odour
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"Lips somewhat protude (as most wounds do when mixed with skinny legs)" Top banana. Publish a book. I'd fucking buy it, for sure.
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It's all very well describing the rips off of the more fanciable birds but the tricky bit gets to describing the bargepole types, i.e Queen Mum (when she was alive), Thatcher and Anne Robinson?
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Why would anyone have the slightest interest in a description of the Queen Mother's cunt?
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Well I'd imagine hers is particularly stinky right now. Strong whiff of formaldehyde about it. Which leads me on to Jekyll, BBC1 on saturday nights. Rather good for a BBC drama series, decent totty...
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And knowledge of the monarch's person is treason, still punishable by death I believe.
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Ralph, shouldn't that be "the gin sodden, piss stinking, nazi harridan's" cunt?
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Lost all interst in Jeckell when he ripped apart a lion and tossed in 40 yards. Everyone knows Manc supporters are all mouth
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